Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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