I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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