My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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