One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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