Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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