walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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