You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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