Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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