Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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