SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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