his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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