People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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