so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize