if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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