what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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