that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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