he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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