Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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