ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I currently don't understand fingers.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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