I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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