I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you would pick up someone in the library
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
