I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Let's paint friendship bongs
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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