he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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