Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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