Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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