question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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