Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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