hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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