To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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