Don't you send me to vm
I wish I only lived at night.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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