Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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