Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Rock
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Fuck
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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