Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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