shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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