My brain says no but my pants say off.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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