All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
