But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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