Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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