problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
They are going to name an STD after you.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
please don't ironically join a cult
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