What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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