His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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