The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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