just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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