I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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