Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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