Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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