Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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