I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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