it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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