i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Randomize
