lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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