Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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